My Godzilla review.

Hey, guess what? Hollywood actually knows how to make a proper [expletive deleted]ing Godzilla movie. Shame that they couldn’t have done that, oh, eighteen [expletive deleted]ing years ago.

Seriously: if you’ve ever called Godzilla ‘the Big Guy,’ you’ll have fun watching this.

Moe Lane

PS: 3D is optional; IMAX is not.

4 thoughts on “My Godzilla review.”

  1. 100% agreement. It was exactly what the Matthew Broderick farce should’ve been. Of course, I again say, “How bad can ANY movie with Ken Watanabe be?”

    And the brawl was certifiably epic, IMHO. My wife didn’t know what Godzilla’s spine lighting up meant. Or why I geeked and snickered, “Here is comes!”

    1. “My wife didn’t know what Godzilla’s spine lighting up meant.”
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      The theater audience I was with lit up at that moment. Cheers and whistles rang out, it was a fun time.

      1. I thought there was a disappointing lack of more of that particular thing, and not enough Godzilla roaring, but other than that I liked it.

        Coulda skipped the pretentious moralizing though, but fortunately they kept that to a minimum.

  2. Just a reminder, BTW. The boys from Rifftrax (the ex-MST3k cast members) will be doing a theatrical live riff of the Broderick Godzilla on August 14th.

    Because, really. It deserves it.

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