The first line is all you need:
Clowns brawled with animal rights protesters under a circus big top in San Bernardino Friday night, witnesses say.
…I love that ‘witnesses say’ thing. As if anybody has any real doubt that a brawl went down. Eh, probably a legal CYA thing.
Via Drudge.
Not my circus; not my monkeys.
My money would be on the clowns; they are the professionals here.
I’m normally one of those people who are creeped out by clowns, but today I can whole heartedly say “Rock on, you magnificent clown bastards. Rock on” 🙂
a better metaphor for the Democratic party would be very hard to come by.
Professional clowns attacked by amateurs, may be would should create a crack clown brigade to restore sanity to colleges