In case you haven’t heard: ‘Star Trek: Beyond’ comes out in July 2016.

They’re filming it now. Same cast, with Idris Elba (hopefully in full Stacker Pentecost Mode) and some guy from one of the Fast and Furious movies that I’ve never seen – which is all of them, come to think of it. Anyway, I note this because the website above took the time to remind me that Star Trek will be 50 years old next year, and I am a firm believer in spreading the pain around.

I’d say ‘sorry’ – but we know that’s a lie, really.