Speaker Paul Ryan has brought the big guns for tonight’s SotU.

Nuns.

Seriously, there’s not much farther you can escalate things than with nuns. The only group that might hope to trump nuns would be Girl Scouts; and not even Barack Obama crosses the Girl Scouts if he could possibly help it. This is a documented truth, by the way. It is a minor tragedy of my life that I never quite figured out how to duplicate that event at a later time…