So, Kong: Skull Island actually looks maybe promising.

Kong: Skull Island is set in the Vietnam War era, which sets off interesting Fall of Delta Green vibes in my head (not that the movie is Mythos). And I like King Kong flicks. And I like Samuel L Jackson. And I like John Goodman. Having this all combine makes me tentatively maybe a little hopeful…

Yes, yes, I’m an optimistic fool. So stipulated. But still.