Regretfully, the #mcrib is not yet universal.

As you all no doubt know, I acquired McRib yesterday.

#mcrib pic.twitter.com/CiKIMZm6l5

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) November 27, 2016

I went to go get another today, but alas: it was limited to Pennsylvania only, apparently. We will have have to wait our turn for the God-Food. Or the ‘Satan Sandwich,’ as somebody on Twitter put it. See, I can be ecumenical…