…I got nothing, folks.
this is not a tweet from @MagicRealismBot, this actually fucking happened https://t.co/tO1DJRXHTZ
— Books Schwartz 📚 (@SunshineDuk) January 19, 2017
a truck crash reveals that america has secretly been feeding cows defective skittles since 2012 because they're cheaper than corn
— flglmn (@flglmn) January 19, 2017