So. Dice sets made out of mammoth ivory.

And they’re just as freaking expensive as you’d think that they’d be. Two hundred and forty eight bucks per die, but if you buy a complete set of ten various kinds of polyhedral dice they’ll take 12% off the final price.  That’s a bargain, right?

Not that I’d buy these. I can think of a bunch of stuff that I’d rather spend that kind of money on.  More importantly, I wouldn’t want to roll these dice.  I’d kind of want to avoid even looking at them, less my gaze increase local entropy around the dice somehow…

5 thoughts on “So. Dice sets made out of mammoth ivory.”

  1. Quoted from the website:

    “**Due to trade bans in the following states we are unable to ship mammoth dice in to California, New York, New Jersey, or Hawaii.”

    Are those states concerned about declining mammoth populations due to ivory hunters? Because I have some bad news…

    1. The adventurers who pillage the Siberian fossil sites make most of this stuff at best gray-market.

    2. One assumes there’s simply blanket bans on ivory, the people who wrote such bans not considering that ivory comes from anywhere other than elephants.

      1. People in NY, NJ, CA and HI not fully consider a regulation? I’m *shocked*, I tell you.

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