You may find it here. Note that I’m doing a spoiler warning here, despite the fact that it won’t be a spoiler to a lot of people. Personally, I’m happy enough if The Dark Tower itself is good and the characters are done right, but I have no quarrel with anybody who loved the books and is upset that the movie is going to screw them up like they always do. Because that’s the default option for what happens when Hollywood grabs a book.
Of course, I dunno when I’m going to get a chance to see the movie. Pennsic’s started, and we’re experimenting with doing a weekend trip with the kids. So, obviously, that’s what I’m doing Saturday and Sunday.