The ultimately disappointing Playmobil international trailer.

Not disappointing in the sense that it didn’t really wow me. I wasn’t really in wow mode when I first heard about it. No, it’s disappointing in the sense that I still don’t know how to pronounce ‘Playmobil.’

No, no: don’t tell me. I’m quite keen to see how far they go before they notice how many American moviegoers lack that particular bit of background knowledge. Surely it can’t be for much longer.