How did I miss this Home Alone theory? It’s two years old. Surely somebody would have sent me this. Because it all fits. Dear God in Heaven: it all fits. Via xkcd.
“[The Wet Bandits] don’t die. Not even a little bit.” . Ah, an excuse to post this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WKgNyvsNDM
Dear Lord. It DOES fit.
“[The Wet Bandits] don’t die. Not even a little bit.”
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Ah, an excuse to post this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WKgNyvsNDM