The Machine?
Surely you have been told the story, the glory, of… THE MACHINE.
Before you ask: no, I don’t believe a word of it and I don’t care. I absolutely want to see this on the big screen. Or wherever Legendary ends up parking it.
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I’m getting a distinctly Ferris Bueller [but in Russia] vibe. Which sounds like a riot.
This guy was the basis for Van Wilder?
I’m in.
Awesomesauce.
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I see a major problem in that “No sh!t, there I was” stories do not benefit from the present tense and immediacy of film.
But the important thing is that THE MACHINE got *paid*.
(And that he’s now ripped off Hollywood as well, his legend grows.)
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Russian Mob had connections in Hollywood, just sayin’…..
Pshaw.
Next you’ll be telling me that organized crime still runs Vegas, and money laundering is nearly as profitable for casinos as gambling.
You dreamer.