I loathe this holiday, as you all well know. But I am sorry that the people who normally use this date as an excuse for a bacchanalia will not be able to do so. No, really: I’m straight-up sorry about that. I’m not a monster.
Moe Lane
PS: You really should drink at home tonight, assuming that there’s even a bar still open.
Unrelated to St. Patrick’s Day, and you’ve probably already seen it, but if not, I think you’ll get a kick out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJk1qmthd4&t=91s
Some studies have found a variant of Quinine anti-malarials to be effective against the plague. Gin and Tonic all week for me.