The JUNGLE CRUISE trailer. JUNGLE CRUISE is absolutely ridiculous-looking. I’m thinking about seeing it.
It’s the African Queen, but without Katherine Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart, John Huston, a quality script, or any kind of artistic integrity whatsoever. I’ll catch it on Disney Plus.
I like this new game, lets play some more “It’s Like…without” Rogue One is like The Guns of Navaronne without good uniforms or a moral imperative. Titanic is like Caousel without bad music or a weird ballet.
So pirates of the caribbean, crossbred with the plot of Tomb Raider?
And yet, I’ll watch it. I have no pride. No pride at all.
It’s the African Queen, but without Katherine Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart, John Huston, a quality script, or any kind of artistic integrity whatsoever.
I’ll catch it on Disney Plus.
I like this new game, lets play some more “It’s Like…without”
Rogue One is like The Guns of Navaronne without good uniforms or a moral imperative.
Titanic is like Caousel without bad music or a weird ballet.
Black Panther is The Lion King without the humor or the amazing cel animation.