This A BREED APART comedy-horror flick needs more.

The plot of A BREED APART: a bunch of social influencers goes to a remote island, get attacked by man-eating dogs.

Let me be clear, here: I do not want actual social influencers to be actually eaten by dogs. I do, however, feel that the movie missed a bet by not getting a lot of actual social influencers to appear in this film, only to be fake eaten by dogs within five minutes of their appearance. That’s it. No other changes. They wouldn’t be needed. The lines for the film would be out the door.

Movie producers: call me next time, okay? You’re just leaving money on the table.

3 thoughts on “This A BREED APART comedy-horror flick needs more.”

  1. Maybe the producers actually are did line up a flood of cameos and just kept it out of the trailer.

    Who am I kidding, nothing is ever left out of the trailer.

  2. I wonder if they tried and found that any influencer who people actually recognized was too expensive to actually be worth the squeeze.

    1. On further reflection, influencers should be fine being paid “in exposure” and should be dirt cheap to hire. They are flighty prima donnas, so even if they work for for no real pay they are still expensive to hire.

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