Just what your phone needs: a robotic finger.

And it’s just as glorious a looming disaster as anyone could hope to think.

Watch it move!  Watch it molest its user!  Watch it touch its user in the wrong place at the wrong time, causing an involuntary reaction as the horrible mech-scorpion gets thrown against the nearest wall!  Watch the disturbing prosthesis try to hypnotize you like a snake!  Watch the user molest it! Watch it move around on its own!  Watch it watch you with blue glowing eyes!

And then watch them cover it with a fake cat tail, which is why this thing is gonna sell a million units, easy.  Because then you can pet the digital cat and watch the tail move, and aw.  Skynet clearly missed a bet, here: all it had to do was give everybody a phone with a bunch of cat gifs to look at, on the way to the human processing plants, and humanity would have been wiped out like that.

4 thoughts on “Just what your phone needs: a robotic finger.”

  2. At some point, I think we have to admit that these people know exactly what they’re doing.

      1. The Calling it a “Looming Disaster” implies to me its creator’s ignorance of the details Moe proceeds to list off.
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        I tend to think those are not bugs, they are features.

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