On the one hand: I probably will despise the politics of THE BEEKEEPER. On the other hand: it’s like watching a TTRPG session, come to life.
On the gripping hand? …Bees, man. I got a phobia. Not the kind of phobia that freaks me out when I see them in a movie. Even in real life, if they don’t bug me, it’s all cool. I can even be fine with the thought of bees hanging out over there, in that part of the meadow. But I treat that part of the meadow with caution.
If It’s any comfort, I think they put the whole movie in the trailer. I can move on from this one.
There’s just the one Statham movie, really. It’s called “Jason Statham Beats Up Or Kills Everyone.” The thing is, he’s really good at selling it, so I keep on buying it.