Damn. He was one of the true ones. Never gave a damn, didn’t take any shit, and couldn’t stop until he dropped. Pour one down your throat, because Mojo’d be pissed if you tried to pour it out.
Elvis Is Everywhere*, Mojo Nixon
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Moe Lane
*Normally, that would be crass of me. In fact, it’s still crass of me. But that’s how Mojo Nixon would have wanted it, dammit. All that the traffic would bear. Besides, he’s now gone to where Elvis has.
“Besides, he’s now gone to where Elvis has.”
Mars?
Elvis is not dead. He just went home.