Having sons means (among other things) that we can buy things “for” those sons that we might not purchase for ourselves.
This is, of course, self-evident nonsens… oops, just remembered: I need to check the batteries for the Nerf VMG. And see whether there’s any new Matchbox sets when I hit the Target tonight.
Nephews work too. I bought a Unicron transformer toy, right out of the 80’s movie…you know, for my nephew.