If you watch the whole thing, you’ll be forced to come to only one conclusion: the government really has been lying to us.
Cucumbers can’t melt steel.
Moe Lane
PS: Of course bacon can melt steel. Dude. It’s bacon.
If you watch the whole thing, you’ll be forced to come to only one conclusion: the government really has been lying to us.
Cucumbers can’t melt steel.
Moe Lane
PS: Of course bacon can melt steel. Dude. It’s bacon.
There’s maybe fifty, sixty people in the USA responsible for 53% of the drinking in my country, and I personally know most of them.
(pause)
OK, that’s a lie. Now.
(longer pause)
Dammit.
Also via Fark.
(Via Fark) Well all right, then. Let’s take a look.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Actually had that one.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK*.
O…H MY GOD:
That’ll do.
Moe Lane
*It apparently jams.
…and send that fucker right into the sun*. The only thing** stopping me is that I don’t know which subscription will pollute my Twitter feed less.
Hell, Brittney Spears would be a step up.
Via @HannibalsPet
Moe Lane
*Dennis Miller reference.
**Aside from the fact that I was walking all day in the rain and my brain is sufficiently shut down from that and video editing (hah!) to make my brain cells rebel at, well, just about everything.
This is easily the happiest depressing song that I… well, like:
The Indifference Of Heaven, Warren Zevon
Yes, I’m predictable. In my random fashion.
And being handled properly*? I always knew there was a reason why I liked Niven & Pournelle.
We will be the ones who decide who to remember from that day. We will remember people like this man:
Professor Liviu Librescu
1930-2007
…and not his murderer.
Two days until the second anniversary of the Virginia Tech shootings.
Moe Lane
*I know this murderer’s name, but I will not repeat it.
…may be found at Age of Sail. This is an account of a rather significant mutiny among the British fleet during the period just before the Napoleonic Wars: I am not that familiar with the events in question, which only makes this more interesting to me.
I probably should pick up Floating Republic… unless Age of Sail has another suggestion?
Spokane parks to detonate squirrels using propane-fueled explosions.
(pause)
Reality wins this round.
Via AoSHQ Headlines.