Well, that’s one way not to be neuralized by the Illuminati: “…the creator of the “Storm Area 51” event, Matty Roberts, is looking to change things up a bit and is turning the meet up into a festival for alien enthusiasts to get together and hang out, and he’s calling it Alien Stock.” Yes, yes, I know that they’re spelling it with two words. But if you’re going to derive something’s name from ‘Woodstock,’ you have to make it all one word.
…Unless that’s supposed to be ‘stock’ as in ‘stock pen.’ Which would mean that the aliens are planning to swoop in and beam all of the attendees away to their worldships for involuntary calorie redistribution. In which case… avoid Rachel, Nevada between September 19th to 22nd, I guess.
Site for this very, very 2019 sort of thing here.
Moe Lane
PS: KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!