Because dear Lord but the assumptions all tangled up in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zm9D1tXWVs
So, hey, imagine that all the Disney Kingdoms formed up a mega-Kingdom, and they elected the Beast King, only now it’s a couple decades later and they’re going to give the Kingdom to his and Belle’s kid, who wants to bring out four kids from internal exile – oh, yeah, forgot: the Kingdom has this entire low-tech and magic-free prison island where dissidents and their families are kept. Forever – and have those kids go to prep school. Said children – who are, by the way, the children of four of the worst Disney villains*, because of course – will now break into a musical dance number which will hopefully demonstrate why this is such a bad idea on general principles. Continue reading This is one of those Disney projects where you stare at the screen in disbelief.