Ah, the joys of venture capital. Meet Juicero:
Investors have poured $120 million into this juicer startup. There's just one tiny problem https://t.co/TnLB4XTAsR pic.twitter.com/WUqLl8nEdR
— Bloomberg Technology (@technology) April 19, 2017
The idea was that you bought the four hundred buck juicer, then signed up for weekly delivery of bags of vegetables and fruit that you could then squeeze in the juicer for fresh juice. …All right. But, the problem that Bloomberg mentioned? It turns out that you can get more out of the bags by hand-squeezing them. So…. no need for the four hundred buck juicer.
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Oops?
But I’m a visionary, so I can solve Doug Evans’ little juice problem in one step. Ready? Here you go:
Continue reading Do you even JuicBro? (I’m giving you this one for free, Doug Evans*.)