…and not believing his luck.
I mean, do we need anything more than the title?
Lingerie model runs one of world’s largest drug gangs, according to police
No. We do not need anything more than the title.
An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America.
Many of these women are believed to be other lingerie and glamour models who compete in international beauty pageants, whom Valencia describes as “unsuspicious, beautiful angels”.
A project to enthusiastically exploit this is being greenlit even as we speak. It’s either going to be a screwball comedy (in which case they’ll switch out cocaine for something a bit less controversial, like probably diamonds or something), straight action flick (in which case there’ll be a good deal of automatic weapons fire and exploding cars in exotic European locations), or it’ll be a Showtime miniseries (in which case there’s going to be essentially multiple counts of nipple sightings per episode).
Yeah, like you wouldn’t watch any of that.
Via tWits.
Moe Lane
PS: It’ll show up on Law & Order first, of course; and if recent reports are accurate, it will preemptively suck.