After reading this I feel like doing some drinking myself. “Two Secret Service agents suspected of driving under the influence andstriking a White House security barricade disrupted an active bomb investigation and drove directly beside the suspicious package itself, according to current and former government officials familiar with the incident.” …And then they got sent home before somebody could run a sobriety test on them.
Of course.
Look, I dislike the current President of the United States of America. But I don’t want him to die. I want the old, cold, street-samurai Secret Service back. Because this is no longer absurd; it’s alarming.