father’s day – Page 2

I’m remiss: Happy Father’s Day.

Hope you either had a good one, or helped somebody else have a good one.

So, this is what my wife got ME as an early Father’s Day present.

What is your wife getting you?

Moe Lane

PS: Hell yes I’m going to wear them to political events.

‘So, how was the Father’s Day trip?’

Screaming banshees on the way down (and back), youngest decided that naptime is in fact a plot of Satan, eldest decided that dinner is in fact a plot of Satan, both children decided that 5:45 AM is a good time to start the day, grey slime*, the plaster in the ceiling in my mom’s dining room fell in, and my sister was briefly admitted to the hospital this morning. And, almost forgot: my wife lost her temper in the car.

So yes, in fact, I would love it if you bought me a goram beer the next time you see me.

Moe Lane

*If you have kids, you already know what this is: if you don’t, you do not want to know.