This isn’t any sort of euphemism. My wife wanted to go to a tea festival, I actually like tea and wanted to get some fresh air with the pollen washed out of it, and on our way back we stopped and got a couple of bottles of wine. We drank one this evening. I had fish sticks because I wanted some freaking fish sticks.
I suspect I need to do more days like this, really. Although maybe next time I’ll get some beer.