FISHBOT!

I think that Caleb Howe over at Right Scoop is worried about nothing, here. Goldfish are simply too happy to have a life expectancy above the norm (about four hours, in my experience) to be prone towards dreams of conquest.

Now, if it was a guppy that was driving around in a robotic tank, we’d be in trouble.  Guppies are barely controlled, seething cauldrons of rage.