People vs. Foranyic. Some keywords:
Bicycle.
Axe.
Methamphetamine.
Stygian darkness.
It really is very well written; clear, concise, grammatical, and with a certain lively wit that suggests that the author took the time and effort that the subject matter demanded. I have no idea who J. Bedsworth is, but I still like the cut of his or her jib. And I also like jdub of Ace of Spades HQ for showing it to me.
Crossposted at RedState.