Note the complete lack of a question mark: Hot Air knows it, Michele Catalano knows it, and I – whose family moved to a beach town on the Jersey Shore when I was eight, and where my mother lives still* – hoo boy, do I know it. Indeed, I am fighting the urge RIGHT NOW to make snide comments about North Jersey/New York denizens like a good clamdigger.
OK, I’ll indulge myself with one: IROCs.
Just… IROCs.
Moe Lane
*You know Springsteen’s Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J.