The Taliban promise more kidnappings. …Of *course*.

Me, May 31st, 2014:

The Taliban will step up their kidnapping campaigns, because from their point of view said campaigns have been proven to work.

Time Magazine, June 5, 2014:

A Taliban commander close to the negotiations over the release of U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl told TIME Thursday that the deal made to secure Bergdahl’s release has made it more appealing for fighters to capture American soldiers and other high-value targets.

“It’s better to kidnap one person like Bergdahl than kidnapping hundreds of useless people,” the commander said, speaking by telephone on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to speak to the media. “It has encouraged our people. Now everybody will work hard to capture such an important bird.”

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BREAKING: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.

I REPEAT: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.

A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.

Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that around $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel location in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va.

President Obama had no comment. Continue reading BREAKING: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.