An absolutely vital and time-critical announcement!

…Blue is not an optimal color for a margarita.  It is, indeed, very possibly a warning sign.  Learn from my failure!  Do not go down this dark road that I am on!

Moe Lane

PS: Things are going fine. Kids have been hitting the water park, playing the Nintendo Switch between bouts of that and the arcade, and learning that arcades give you tons of tickets that can only be redeemed for absolute crap.  That last is a solid life lesson for them to learn.