MOCKS: “Pizza chain Domino’s will introduce this week a pizza made on a fried chicken crust.” They could have made something like this at any time in the last six decades. They should have made something like this, oh, twenty years ago when I had a digestive system that could laugh at any puny consequences. But no. They waited until I got amiably stout, and middle-aged.
Those bastards. Pardon my language. Continue reading This food mocks me.