Or demigoddess, of course. Either is equally possible. Or “either could descend to the depths of this kind of pun-like depravity.” We’re all very ecumenical here, I’m sure.
https://twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/status/871237581760901121
Also: just what is it that they do in a ‘duck decorating contest?’ And would it be better than the duck decorating contest that’s right now in my head? I kind of doubt it.