…Which is typically not a thing, one way or the other. But this is the 2016 primary season, which is apparently going to be the Monkey’s Paw answer to the I wish that we had a primary that really meant something for once, you know what I mean? wish. It’s like 2000, when I wished that a Presidential election would go down to the wire instead of being obvious as soon as the polls closed.
I HAVE NEVER MADE THAT WISH AGAIN. Continue reading Puerto Rico GOP primary today.