Your essentially meaningless (until you win) quiz/contest of the day.

The question is not “Can you pick the correct names of US Presidents from the options below?” Of course you can!  That goes without saying.  No, the question is “How many seconds does it take you to sort through the list?” They give you two minutes: and yes, I know, you’ll only need less than one.  Your job is not to beat the clock; your job is to beat my time.