I mean… that bad? The authors of that piece did everything except formally declare kanly on Stephenie Meyer. Certainly this guy was likewise unimpressed:
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Since I’m bringing up vampire books, people may want to try these two by Barbara Hambly instead: Those Who Hunt the Night and Traveling with the Dead. They’re horror/fantasy novels set in the Victorian time period, and are remarkably free of sentimentality about the implications of vampirism as it’s portrayed in historical myth. Which is to say, it’s a condition whose sufferers are apex predators who have no option but to eat human beings on a regular basis to survive, and who possess a set of abilities that allow that to be done easily. Or, more shortly: monsters.
Monsters who can think.
Moe Lane