You know it’s gonna be good when it’s called “The Orangutan Story.” Look, I can’t even quote this one without spoiling it — OK, it’s not going to actually spoil it. But if ever there was a story that deserved to be not skipped ahead until the end, it’s this one. This is the kind of story that people used to use in order to get invited to dinner parties.
Moe Lane
PS: Speaking as an English major myself; there’s no point in trying to determine which of the two theories is ‘right;’ I personally don’t think that either is, honestly. It’s the situation that’s epic, not the conflict.