YourConspiracy.exe
Oddly, YourConspiracy.exe is easy to find on the Internet. Most public domain software download sites will have a copy; it’ll run on most PCs. The program seems like it was designed with Windows 7 in mind.
Using YourConspiracy.exe is merely a matter of starting it up, then navigating through the five hundred, twenty three question survey that it gives you. These questions start out intrusive (full name, aliases, credit history, blood type, bank routing number) and only get worse; later questions range from ‘What is your favorite color combination?’ to ‘How many people do you think you could order be killed before their faces started haunting you at night?,’ and seem to draw on a database based on your previous answers. Most people don’t make it past the bank account questions; virtually nobody answers every question sincerely and truthfully.