Blueshelled has an absolutely hilarious video up that demonstrates what happens when you don’t have an adequate stock footage budget – or, perhaps, any budget at all – but still need to report on a bear sighting in Cleveland. I won’t reproduce it here, because she’s earned the traffic.
I will repost this ad, of course:
…if only because… well, you know why I’m reposting it, of course.
Crossposted to RedState.

Kind of reminds me of the John West Salmon ad some time back.
[...] [UPDATE]: Welcome, Instapundit readers. Check out the haunting of the bear’s papery eyes. [...]
Moe, between this and RS redhot, I owe you. Big time. Dinner on me at the meetup?