Moe Lane

Soon.  SOON.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Troglodyte – Google Docs

Troglodyte

Balseraph Knight of Social Media

Corporeal Forces: 3 Strength: 4 Agility: 8

Ethereal Forces: 5 Intelligence: 12 Precision: 8

Celestial Forces: 6 Will: 12 Perception: 12

Word-Forces: 10

Attunements: Balseraph of Fate (Mercurian), Impudite of Fate, Fated Future, Bad Company, Knight of the Winged Chariot, Demon of Social Media

Demon of Social Media: Troglodyte gets 2 extra Essence from helping someone meet his Fate, provided that it was done via social media.

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Carvel was very important to us, growing up in New Jersey.  Fudgie the Whale was the swank birthday cake for a kid to get.  I am absurdly pleased for getting this response.

I should probably note that there is a difference of opinion over what an actual Elder Sign looks like.

Tallahassee – Google Docs

Tallahassee

It surprises some occultists to find out that Tallahassee, Florida has the potential to be the single most dangerous city in North America, supernaturally speaking.  That it is not is mostly due to the unsung (deliberately so) efforts of generations of magicians, priests, shamans, psychics, spiritualists, and people with steady hands.  And it’s sometimes been a close-run thing, at that.

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There’s a bigger world in “Second Chances,” but I don’t know how to plot out something in it. I know the characters, but I can’t quite decide what to do with them.  Which is a shame, really.

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Pass That Bottle, The Devil’s Daughters

I had a theme going for this month, but what the heck. Nothing wrong with a little rockabilly. Album’s coming out in a few days, too.

Why not?  Arthur Machen’s The Great God Pan is free on the Kindle.  It’s short, and one of the horror classics.  I’m trying to remember if I’ve read it, though: horrible indictment of me if I haven’t, but there are so many things out there to read and watch and listen to.  Still: free book is free book, and it fits the theme for this month.

Justice and Travesty – Google Docs

Justice and Travesty

Description: two gold-colored falchions (single-edged one-handed swords with a slightly curved thrusting tip) of exquisite manufacture.  Both swords have delicate, but incredibly strong basket hilts. One sword glows with blue inlay, while the other one glows with red inlay.  It is not recommended that either weapon be wielded by someone who is not a celestial.

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The Draculagate Kickstarter is for a graphic novel about the USA trying to navigate its way through a diplomatic catastrophe between Canada and Transylvania (the one with all the monsters). I have been personally assured by one of the creators that they were actively avoiding making it an explicit, targeted political allegory; and as the pages they’re showing don’t look particularly objectionable*, I’m going to give it a whirl.  Because, honestly: however absurd it gets, it won’t be as absurd as it would be in real life.

Moe Lane

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Don’t get why people don’t get this.

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— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) October 13, 2018

I think of metric use as I think of soccer, and as how supposedly the ancient Romans thought of cavalry: a perfectly reasonable activity.  For other people.