Tweet of the Day, It’s Damned Close edition.

The classical definition of ‘chutzpah’ being, A man who kills his parents, and then asks for clemency at sentencing on the grounds that he is an orphan.

…I mean, it’s real close, isn’t it? Not perfect, but what is?

Tweet of the Day, Committing To The Bit edition.

Yeah, you gotta use a shot like that when the universe just hands it to you.

Via @SonnyBunch.

Tweet of the Day, Piracy Is Bad edition.

And I have to say that because, apparently, there are still a lot of people out there ready to argue that Piracy Is Not Bad When [Insert Reason Here]:

You may safely assume that I am on the side of ‘pay for the art.’ If only out of sheer self-interest: eventually the pirates will come for me.

Tweet of the Day, …Huh edition.

I wasn’t expecting much of anything out of ANDOR, but Tycho genuinely doesn’t try to sling bullsh*t about this stuff…

…and he’s just as surprised as anybody else, apparently. I might have to give this show a look, after all.

Tweet of the Day, I Want To *Watch* Somebody Drink Some Of These edition.

Because I have no intention of ever actually drinking any of them myself. Oh, my, no. Let somebody else suffer, in the name of art…

Via @TychoBrahe.