Those are the rules. Admittedly, they’re Cenobite-style rules, and you never signed up for them, but that’s the way things go. Besides, it’s a little late in your life journey to start complaining about me and my little ways now.
Tag: the goggles do nothing
This is an unfortunate Dora screen ad.
At that exact moment, it looked like they were watching a strip show done by a goram koala exotic dancer.
![](https://moelane.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Dora.jpg)
Koch Brothers Soviet Disco Madness!
Not much to say about this one, except: yup, this is exactly how all those duckspeakers freaking out over the Koch Brothers sound. And look. And act, except that the people in the video are at least happy.
Tells you a lot of about 1970s-era Soviet society, huh? Disco looked good to those poor people.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
Internet searches can take you strange places.
I mean. Hell, I think I may know this guy.
Some things, once seen…
…may not be unseen.
Blame Ed Driscoll.
John Edwards. [pause] [holding head in hands] John Edwards… sex tape.
You know, the Michael Jackson story isn’t surreal *enough*.
Let’s fix that. And no, I won’t spoil the surprise.
Via @allahpundit, who has somehow managed to do the impossible: find an aspect of the Michael Jackson story that I felt compelled to comment on. That took some doing, not to mention SAN loss.