Cancel the Apocalypse, folks.

The John Edwards sex tape will be destroyed, unviewed.  Three thoughts:

  • Thank God.
  • No, really, THANK. GOD. (That link is perfectly safe.  Well, it’s perfectly safe by comparison.  It’s to one of Penny Arcade’s best comics, which sums up this situation perfectly, if by accident).
  • It would be vicious and mean of me to point out that, by and large, Republicans tend to nominate candidates for President and Vice President who do not have sex tapes.]

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By and large, Republicans tend to nominate candidates for President and Vice President who do not have sex tapes.

Via Ace of Spades HQ.

Moe Lane