Three! THREE more days to pre-order TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION 2!

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Tales From The Fermi Resolution: Vol. 2: Lights in the Darkness

Return to the world of the Fermi Resolution! Ten stories of a post-apocalyptic North America, gone mad with magic. Adventure abounds, from the treachery-haunted ruins of Michigan to the magic-kissed streets of Cin City! Action and derring-do, on land and sea – well, all right, the ‘sea’ part is actually a bay. But there are sea monsters fighting elvish privateers! Bears with hats! Orcs attending operas! Several flavors of mad cultists! Nine hundred years of patient heroism, all to protect those precious lights in the darkness.

The book comes out September 1st.

#commissionearned

08/29/2024 Snippet, AUDITION.

It’s the little things.

Norm had been expecting another long walk, but this passageway was much shorter. And soon, wider. Also, it had… well. They were cages, set in the wall, and there was no getting around it. Twenty on a side, big enough for a man, and thankfully empty of anything, either living or dead. But they smelled. They smelled so rank, Norm wondered why the stink hadn’t reached as far as the antechamber behind them.

There were also lights in here; modern ones, that could glow indefinitely. They pushed back the gloom far enough that the two could see that they were now in a large, rectangular room, with another, formidable door on the other side. The room itself was all concrete walls and floors, with large drains in the floor and more of that rank smell. 

It all looked horribly… familiar. “I didn’t think the seccys went in for mental readjustment centers,” Ashelyn said with obviously false bravado. “All the reports said they just stripped their weakest reeds naked, and sent them out to die in the cold.”

“They were guerrillas,” Norm pointed out, distantly wondering if this room had anything that was flammable. Burning down a Peep internal security facility had been one of his life goals ever since two weeks into his original conscription. “They wouldn’t have had the time or the space to break down and re-educate their problem recruits. I guess here they had both. Check the cabinets?”

My panel at Fright Reads 2024!

They just announced the panels at Fright Reads 2024. I am part of the 1 PM Authors 101 w/ Q&A panel, which should be a lot of fun. The other two folks are going to be talking about marketing/sales, and stuff for aspiring authors, respectively, while I’ll be discussing crowdfunding. I’m looking forward to hearing what tips and strategies the other panelists have to offer.

Fright Reads is September 28 and 29. My new anthology TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION Vol 2: LIGHTS IN THE DARKNESS will be available for sale! Or preorder the e-book now.

#commissionearned

I will be locking orders and pre-orders of TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION Vol 2 soon! Pre-order a signed copy now!

The books are on their way, and the intent is to lock orders on TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION Vol 2: LIGHTS IN THE DARKNESS by September 1, so that I can spend next week sending them out. This means that I will be starting the process on that probably tomorrow. This is the time to get additional signed copies of the paperback books.

Kickstarter backers: keep an eye out for the email. Everybody else: click here to pre-order a signed copy. That link will be good after September 1st, only then it’ll be just a link to order a signed copy…

This is why people still play/mod Fallout and Skyrim.

I’m exaggerating for dramatic effect, sure*. But headlines like this do not help inspire confidence in new games: Early Star Wars Outlaws PS5 players paid $110 only to have Ubisoft issue a new patch and tell them to start a new save file or face game-breaking bugs. The company has since tried damage control, but only because of all of the screaming.

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Deadpool comes with a price…

…and the price may be: one last Wesley Snipes BLADE, and an actual Channing Tatum GAMBIT flick.

Ryan Reynolds reportedly wants both, and Ryan Reynolds has just given Disney-Marvel something it needed extremely badly: a 1.2 billion dollar movie. I’m not going to lie: as a DC man, I am not devoted to the cause of getting either film. I absolutely am devoted to the cause of making the Mouse remember that you pay for the movies you want to make by making the movies that people want to see. That Reynolds will provide a certain chastisement with unholy glee is merely a bonus. I mean, it’s always nice to see somebody enjoy his work.

FOUR. MORE. DAYS. Until TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION is out.

Four more days of seeing this pitch, too. Pre-order it now!

Tales From The Fermi Resolution: Vol. 2: Lights in the Darkness

Return to the world of the Fermi Resolution! Ten stories of a post-apocalyptic North America, gone mad with magic. Adventure abounds, from the treachery-haunted ruins of Michigan to the magic-kissed streets of Cin City! Action and derring-do, on land and sea – well, all right, the ‘sea’ part is actually a bay. But there are sea monsters fighting elvish privateers! Bears with hats! Orcs attending operas! Several flavors of mad cultists! Nine hundred years of patient heroism, all to protect those precious lights in the darkness.

The book comes out September 1st.

#commissionearned

08/28/2024 Snippet, AUDITION.

So, all the books that might have told them what a bad idea this was were… sequestered. Old Man Lewis’s, ah, irregular Presidency had a history of similar bad policies.

FSB heavy gear smelled ridiculously good. And it wasn’t because the stuff was new, either. The kit he had signed out from the supply shack had clearly seen some use. There just wasn’t any of the faint reek of socks, sweat, and seared blood Peep body armor always seemed to have, no matter how hard you scrubbed.

It had been easy to get, too. He and Ashelyn had just signed in, selected standard riot collection kits, and been automatically issued them. The only restriction there was ‘no gun you’re not qualified on,’ which was why Norm had a punch-gun and Ashelyn was carrying just a carbine. It really wasn’t like the old days at all. In fact… the Old Man would be having a fit right now, he mused, and even now it was an effort not to wash the no-longer-forbidden thought away before it showed up on his face.

Nobody stopped them in the passageway, either. In fact, nobody was in the passageway, which was a stroke of careful luck. The video feeds had shown that the grotto cleanup was happening during regular hours, so the best time to sneak around in an underground passage built by violent fanatics would clearly be in the dead of night.

Ashelyn had laughed when Norm pointed that out.