Tag: movie of the week

Movie of the Week: DANGEROUS LIAISONS.

I’m picking DANGEROUS LIAISONS because some genius at Amazon has decided to remake CRUEL INTENTIONS as a series. Since We all know that movie was only a “little copy, a child’s model or a slave’s flattery” of the Glenn Close / John Malkovich / Michelle Pfeiffer masterpiece, it’s safe enough to assume that the series is going to somehow be even worse. Hell, the new series may not even be particularly lust-inducing. We don’t really do those anymore, after all.

Truly, this is an appallingly drab age.

Moe Lane

#commissionearned

Movie of the Week: TANGLED.

I don’t know how I got sucked into rewatching TANGLED. All I know is, that movie has absolutely no business being as good as it is. Seriously, if you’ve never watched it then you’re missing out. Also note that the cover image actually accurately promises you some of the stuff that happens in the movie itself. I know Disney’s quality has slipped, but this is firmly from a time period where that had not yet happened.

Movie of the Week: Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Believe it or not, I’ve never seen MR. & MRS. SMITH before. But it’s available on streaming, so I figured I’d check it out. …It is an absurd film, yes. Absurd, unbelievable, enough plot holes to drive a truck through, and I enjoyed every second of it. If you haven’t watched it, go ahead.