GeekTyrant has more details. At first glance, it looks more like a refinement of the Switch than anything else: larger size, integral stand, that sort of thing. Supposedly it’s coming out in 2025. Probably it’s gonna be an absolute monster of a seller when it does. Hopefully you’ll be able to play all your old games on it, too.
Category: Video Games
The THE BLOOD OF DAWNWALKER videogame cinematic teaser.
Well now. This looks fun. Kind of messed up, in that special Central/Eastern European ‘so far from God; so close to Germany and Russia’ way, but fun.
More on THE BLOOD OF DAWNWALKER here.
The ATOMFALL gameplay overview trailer.
ATOMFALL looks interesting: retro-British survival atomic horror. The sort of game where you scrounge for ammo and meet a lot of Fallout-style lunatics. I wonder if there’s any safe zones where you can recover your mental bearings.
HELLDIVERS 2 to get god-awful movie adaptation.
…In your heart, you know I’m right: “The hit video game Helldivers 2 is getting the feature film treatment! Sony Pictures announced the project during their CES 2025 press conference.” It’s going to be very exciting, really. My eldest loves Helldivers 2, and hasn’t really experienced yet the special pain that comes when a movie studio takes one of your favorite video games, and drops it feet-first into a wood chipper. The life lesson will be good for his development, really.
Moe Lane
PS: Trust me, I could have been considerably more… visceral …in that imagery.
#commissionearned
The Greatest Science Fiction Exploration Game Ever (Starflight) is on sale on GOG.com.
The “I love you to death, Ciri…” THE WITCHER 4 trailer.
“…and it’s great to see you; but Geralt probably should have explained more about why you don’t let the girl go back to the village just quite yet.”
The “I want Civ II back” CIVILIZATION 7 trailer.
I do want Civ II. Every version of Civilization since then has not thrilled my soul. I doubt Civilization 7 will, either. Is this… is this the triggering event that will prove, once and for all, that I am old?
The Exceptionally Self-Aware THE OUTER WORLDS 2 trailer.
THE OUTER WORLDS 2 is a sequel, with all that this implies. Obsidian knows it. They accept it. They may have actually rolled in it. I will not lie to you: I laughed. Repeatedly. That’s a good sign!
The ‘negative interest now’ VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES 2 trailer.
Yeah. The mantra is ‘no preorder,’ and I can sorta see why. This game screams ‘development Hell,’ the character faces and skins would have looked good in 2016, and there’s just something obnoxious about trying to make a Nosferatu look winsome. I don’t even mean the transgender thing. The World of Darkness has incorporated that stuff since long before it was trendy. But male, female, nonbinary, whatever: Nosferatu are supposed to be ugly. It’s the bloody, ha, point of that Clan.
Continue reading The ‘negative interest now’ VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES 2 trailer.Yeah, day called on account of new videogame. [EDITED]
[UPDATE: Sleep Madness has struck. I’m out. Peace!]
Baldur’s Gate 3 is very fun. It is also kind of distracting, and distracting may be… a good idea for the rest of the month. It’s getting a bit intense out there.