:pointing: Cow.
What? Oh, it’s an odd little neurological glitch that I’ve noticed (an ex-girlfriend christened it ‘bovilepsy’). If you stop suddenly, point somewhere at random, and matter-of-factly say “Cow” people will turn to look. You can do it anywhere, too. I don’t know why it works, but it does. Anyway, the New York Times has an article on dangerous cows. Apparently, they manage to kill about four Americans or so a year.
Personally, I think that we’re ahead on points.
I can’t believe you missed the obvious youtube clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNcC5sNHUaE
:opening mouth:
:closing mouth:
:pause:
No, you got me on that one.
I used to work for the Extension Service, traveling around my State. A coworker, a fine fellow, had an odd habit: whenever we passed a herd of cows, large or small, he would roll down the window, stick out his head and yell “Mooo!”.
He would then return his head to the interior of the vehicle and look around the car proudly.