#52: An African-American barber has a completely different definition of what the word ‘short’ means than, say, a Caucasian stay-at-home dad does.
#53: When the barber asks you – in a slightly skeptical tone – to consult the chart on the wall after you’ve told him to cut your hair short; if you wear glasses to correct your very nearsightedness, PUT YOUR GLASSES ON before you consult said chart.
#54: If you have just learned #52 & #53, have a good laugh over it afterward. That one, I managed.
PS: No, no pictures. What do you think I am, mad? Don’t answer that.