‘Puppy thrown at German biker gang.’

And for once, the article lives up to the promise of the title.  Even exceeds it:

A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

…and click through; the story actually gets better from there. Not very much better, but given the height of the bar set by the title and first paragraph, clearing it even by a little is impressive. Writing this article was given out as a reward by an indulgent BBC news editor; I’m sure of it.